
Twas the night before Christmas when all through the maps,
Not an aimbot was stirring, not even evil hack.
The noobs were low crawling evading with care,
In hopes that SF soon would be theirs.
The admins were restless, all reading the board,
With nothing but greif as their only reward.
OpFor ”Using Tactics”, and noobs on my team,
quick play on RECON seemed a far away dream.
When out on TS there arose such a noise,
I switched from my game to say “what’s up” to my boys!
Alt-TAB in windows, I typed in a flash,
switched to TS and heard “Weapons Cache!”
The moon and the clouds were all bright in the sky,
But the server was empty, no one to watch die.
When what to my wandering eyes should appear,
But a gaggle of Betas and all of their gear.
With updated drivers so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment, this would be sick!
More rapid than eagles their onslaught became,
They taunted in global and called us by name:
First, InSUW! Then, Wapu! Then, Mickey and Slider!
Then Cramski! and Kchaz, Geron and Hawkrdr!
To the top of the stairs! To the end of the hall!
Now, die away, die away! Die away all!
As dry leaves before the rotor wash fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the rooftop, the Betas they flew,
With a full combat load , and 203’s too!
And then in the distance, I heard them reload,
my heart leapt at this chance, they had broken the code.
As I drew my frag nade and pulled it’s loud pin,
I squatted down low behind the trash bin.
They all were reloading at the very same time,
This was my chance, this moment was mine!
A feeling of joy stirred deep in my chest,
Beta’s are good, but could I pass this test?
I rounded the corner, I let my nade fly,
priming it first to be sure they all died!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
He was sure there was something that I didn’t know.
The thump of the nade and the red on my screen,
I quickly turned right and shot the one who was unseen.
He was hidden there waiting beside the guard shack,
I welled up with joy as I saw him fall back.
I waited a tick, waited for “Mission Complete”,
But at that very moment a nade fell at my feet.
press A to move left, thumb on space bar to jump,
I bunny hopped that nade in cheesy triumph.
I spoke not a word, but went straight to my work,
I filled him with lead he flew back with a jerk.
And laying my finger upon the six key,
I reported my position — and yelled HOOAH with glee!
Mission Complete was the next thing I heard,
The Beta’s were stunned with what had just occurred.
I thought they’d be angry, I thought they’d be glum
But their love of this game, makes even losing great fun!
A few hours later as it came to an end
I was pleased with the play, but more my new friends.
I heard them exclaim, as they logged off for the night:
Hooah to all,
AND TO ALL, A GOOD NIGHT!